1 00:00:00,350 --> 00:00:01,570 . 2 00:00:01,571 --> 00:00:02,170 . 3 00:00:02,171 --> 00:00:03,171 . 4 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,900 . 5 00:00:45,901 --> 00:00:47,620 . 6 00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:52,200 . 7 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:22,990 . 8 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:11,500 . 9 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,501 . 10 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:24,320 . 11 00:04:24,321 --> 00:04:24,340 . 12 00:04:24,341 --> 00:04:25,340 . 13 00:04:25,341 --> 00:04:26,341 . 14 00:04:26,910 --> 00:04:29,480 . 15 00:04:29,481 --> 00:04:30,481 . 16 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:32,520 . 17 00:04:32,521 --> 00:04:32,540 . 18 00:04:32,541 --> 00:04:33,740 . 19 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,960 . 20 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:37,680 . 21 00:04:37,681 --> 00:04:38,681 . 22 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:48,000 . 23 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:49,001 . 24 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:51,440 . 25 00:04:51,441 --> 00:04:51,480 . 26 00:04:51,481 --> 00:04:52,481 . 27 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:55,560 . 28 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:55,580 . 29 00:04:55,581 --> 00:04:55,900 . 30 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,640 . 31 00:05:00,641 --> 00:05:02,000 . 32 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,001 . 33 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:09,550 . 34 00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:09,690 . 35 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,650 . 36 00:05:13,651 --> 00:05:14,651 . 37 00:05:19,390 --> 00:05:19,750 . 38 00:05:19,751 --> 00:05:19,770 . 39 00:05:19,771 --> 00:05:19,790 . 40 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:20,190 . 41 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:21,510 . 42 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:28,010 . 43 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:28,830 . 44 00:05:28,831 --> 00:05:33,470 . 45 00:05:33,471 --> 00:05:34,471 . 46 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:37,910 . 47 00:05:37,911 --> 00:05:38,370 . 48 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:41,690 . 49 00:05:41,691 --> 00:05:46,910 . 50 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:49,860 . 51 00:05:50,940 --> 00:05:52,020 . 52 00:05:52,021 --> 00:05:52,040 . 53 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:53,041 . 54 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:54,540 . 55 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:54,600 . 56 00:05:54,601 --> 00:05:55,601 . 57 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:42,700 . 58 00:06:42,701 --> 00:06:43,701 . 59 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,040 . 60 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:48,120 . 61 00:06:48,121 --> 00:06:48,220 . 62 00:06:48,221 --> 00:06:49,221 . 63 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:10,820 . 64 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,320 . 65 00:07:17,321 --> 00:07:17,340 . 66 00:07:17,341 --> 00:07:17,360 . 67 00:07:17,410 --> 00:07:18,600 . 68 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,660 . 69 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,060 . 70 00:07:47,061 --> 00:07:47,280 . 71 00:07:47,281 --> 00:07:47,320 . 72 00:07:47,321 --> 00:07:47,340 . 73 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,440 . 74 00:07:51,490 --> 00:07:52,490 . 75 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:55,100 . 76 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:56,101 . 77 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:26,920 . 78 00:08:26,921 --> 00:08:28,080 . 79 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:31,940 . 80 00:08:31,941 --> 00:08:36,320 . 81 00:08:36,321 --> 00:08:37,240 . 82 00:08:37,241 --> 00:08:43,440 . 83 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,680 . 84 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,820 Hi, I'm Mr. Pickle. What's it gonna be? 85 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:11,880 Um, one burger, and some fries, and um, and a malted. 86 00:09:11,892 --> 00:09:17,160 Oh, and would you put cheese on that, please? 87 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:21,680 Just say, Buster Cheese, pulled chips on a chocolate Buster-shaped madam. 88 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,040 Okay. 89 00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:24,320 So, say it! 90 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:27,780 Fuck off, Pickle. I don't like talking to machines. 91 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:31,913 Look, Toots. Take that Falcon you're driving, chain 92 00:09:31,925 --> 00:09:34,400 it up, and shove it where the sun don't shine. 93 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:43,908 Thanks for coming to Buster Burger. 94 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,680 Please, pull forward. You may be eligible for a prize. 95 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:52,200 Oh, may I take your order, please? 96 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:55,800 Yeah, I'd like a double Buster Burger pulled chips, and a Buster pulled over. 97 00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:58,474 This week, any double Buster Burger comes with a 98 00:09:58,486 --> 00:10:00,940 Buster the Bull simulated quartz crystal watch. 99 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:02,640 It comes with it? 100 00:10:02,641 --> 00:10:04,420 For an extra $19.95. 101 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,600 Oh, I'll pass on the watch, then. 102 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,320 So, is there anything else you'd like to nibble on? 103 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:15,440 No. 104 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,100 Okay. 105 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:27,020 I haven't seen you around here very much. My name's Lisa. 106 00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:31,540 Here. 107 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,100 Now you can give me the time of day. 108 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,120 I get off at three. 109 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:40,220 Three? Uh-huh. 110 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,440 ... 111 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:47,940 No. No, I don't want the time. I don't want a date. I just want food. 112 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,860 Excuse me, is that recruiting sign for real? Well, yes, sir. 113 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,916 If you're interested in becoming part of 114 00:10:58,928 --> 00:11:01,460 Buster's booming business, I can give you an application. 115 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,620 Well, that's work behind the counter, right? 116 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:07,120 No, we just used a high school kid behind the counter here. 117 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:13,068 You know, if you want to someday manage your own franchise, and someday own 118 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:17,760 your own, you ought to get yourself a degree from Buster Burger University. 119 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,420 Is there really a Buster Burger University? Yes, sir. 120 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,080 In Colorado, corporate headquarters. 121 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,060 And it's tuition free? Yes, sir. 122 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:25,860 Absolutely. 123 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,760 All expenses paid, even if you flunk out. 124 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:32,960 Excuse me, Mr. Belnet, but there's a dead woman in the drive-through lane. 125 00:11:32,961 --> 00:11:33,961 Look after the order. 126 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:39,260 You know, next year, with an approved loan from the Buster Burger National Bank, 127 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:41,690 and a floater policy from the Buster Burger 128 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,120 Insurance Company, I'm building my own franchise. 129 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,440 Well, what do you say? 130 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:50,040 Why don't you give Buster Burger University a chance and give it the old college try? 131 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,240 Yes, sir. 132 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:58,180 America, you're getting burger hungry, hungry for the burger that makes you full. 133 00:11:58,181 --> 00:12:01,620 You're chomping for the taste of a Buster Burger. 134 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:04,800 Our famous Buster Burger is full of old. 135 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:08,160 Big, rich shakes, crispy, French fries. 136 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,760 Our double big Buster-like bowl is satisfied. 137 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:16,240 Our people are friendly, our stores are clean, too. 138 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:20,560 And nothing but home is waiting, waiting for you. 139 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:29,120 America, you're getting burger hungry, hungry for the burger that makes you full. 140 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,480 You're chomping for the taste of a Buster Burger. 141 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,520 Our famous Buster Burger that's full of old. 142 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:39,920 The one and only Buster Burger that's full, full of old. 143 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,840 Oh, hi! 144 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,640 Nachio herb sister, call me Nachio! 145 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,710 Alright, this is my favorite song. 146 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,760 Say you wanna listen? 147 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:49,580 What? 148 00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:50,920 I'll pass, thank you. 149 00:12:50,921 --> 00:12:51,921 Your attention, please. 150 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,320 Another billion Buster Burgers have been sold since Sunday. 151 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:56,320 That is all. 152 00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:01,640 America, you're getting burger hungry, hungry for the burger that makes you full. 153 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,160 It's a... oops. 154 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,680 It's Buster time. 155 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,960 Just got it with a double Buster Burger with cheese. 156 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,020 Real simulated corpse. 157 00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:13,400 Looks like Buster's tail stopped ticking, Zipnick. 158 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,640 Yep, sir. 159 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,760 Uh-oh. 160 00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:17,550 There it goes. 161 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:18,640 Hey! 162 00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:19,641 Hey! 163 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,340 Calvin Klein? 164 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,820 How do you do, Calvin? 165 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,100 I'm Sister Sarah. 166 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,660 Fred Domino, at your cervix. 167 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,281 Hey, so what's a nun like you doing in a place like this? I heard voices. 168 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,760 ... 169 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:36,620 Voices? 170 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:39,100 America, you're getting burger hungry. 171 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,520 Alright, all of you is falling over here. 172 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:44,260 Oh! 173 00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:46,640 Welcome to Buster Burger University. 174 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:51,920 My name is Druton, Drill Sergeant First Class. 175 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:57,900 You stand on 5,000 of the most heavily guarded acres in America. 176 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,420 All of it, closed to the public. 177 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,500 You tired? 178 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,360 Why don't you give your hemorrhoids a rest? 179 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:13,980 In the next 12 weeks, Buster Burger will invest $15,000 in each of your hides. 180 00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:22,360 In the hope that enough of you survive to earn your horns as Buster Burger managers. 181 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,140 Will you please just tell me where are you taking? 182 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,040 Just answer my question. 183 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,400 Where are you taking? 184 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,040 Why, why am I here? 185 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,060 Somebody's gonna answer me now. 186 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,480 Will you please answer me? 187 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,560 Alright, come on, buddy. 188 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,380 Go around here kidding after nobody. 189 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,220 You don't understand that I am a celebrity, man. 190 00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:47,720 No, I just got a victory deal at the Tropicana, man. 191 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,560 No, wait, no. 192 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:49,840 I was going to be hungry. 193 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,040 Y'all gonna pick me up? 194 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,540 Wait, this ain't even American. 195 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:52,780 Hey! 196 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,460 Mezzanine, that your real name or what? 197 00:14:56,065 --> 00:14:58,580 Conchita Margarita con suelo Mario Jena Lopez Mezzanine. 198 00:14:59,045 --> 00:15:00,045 It's real, mejeneral. 199 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,400 It says here you're from Guacamole. 200 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,960 You look like you're from Guacamole. 201 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,480 Guacamole? Whatever. 202 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,780 ... 203 00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:09,997 I have come to your country to learn the fast 204 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,990 ways of feeding my starving peoples of the south. 205 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,720 Then you came to the right place, sister. 206 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:15,360 Yes? 207 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:16,820 No. 208 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:17,760 Sorry. 209 00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:20,016 Hey, I ain't even supposed to sit here for me. 210 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,860 Hey, nobody's making some kind of mistake. 211 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,560 Nobody lands in Busterburger University by mistake, pal. 212 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:26,520 Hey, general. 213 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,380 Real Sergeant Drewton to you, scum bucket. 214 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,880 Were you the head dude? 215 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,800 Because if you are, I ain't never signed up for this circus, Jack. 216 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,180 Do not raise your voice to me, slime wad. 217 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:41,640 Look, if this harassment puts a strain on my highly talented vocal cords, 218 00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:47,480 or if anybody even thinks about touching my $75 slick wig bad boy concert beats, 219 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,580 I'm gonna commence the pimp slap at somebody right now. 220 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:51,820 Clam it, dark breath. 221 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,540 You're on Busterground. 222 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:54,900 You read me faggot? 223 00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:57,000 I think so, sir. 224 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:58,700 Good. 225 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:06,680 You're here because of Supreme Court sniffing around our franchises, 226 00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:13,040 claiming that there hasn't been a single black Busterburger owner in 25 years. 227 00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:18,740 Well, we intend to graduate you, Jones. 228 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,940 Just to prove to the whole world that we ain't bigoted. 229 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:25,940 You dig it, Jones? 230 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:32,120 Now, Busterburger managers are supposed to be mean and lean. 231 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:34,940 Prestopopnik? 232 00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:36,725 That's Prestopopnik, sir. 233 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,800 This is no Parker's paradise? 234 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:43,320 We're here to learn to run a Busterburger franchise. 235 00:16:45,185 --> 00:16:46,480 Got the bower one. 236 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,667 Sir, just because I love food doesn't mean I 237 00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:51,660 can't work around it without eating all the time. 238 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:56,740 For instance, what if I get the urge to eat a box of Busterchip cookies? Give me that. 239 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,100 ... 240 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,540 Out comes my Fatboy pocket shocker. 241 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,920 And? 242 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,160 Another binge bites the dust. 243 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,160 You tub of crap. 244 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,774 Before we commence with orientation, let's reconsider 245 00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:38,360 the Busterburger University code of conduct. 246 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:45,100 One, students are forbidden to leave campus until commencement. 247 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:48,320 This is nothing more than a slap-down prison. 248 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:58,620 Number two, alcohol, tobacco, drugs, beads, and outside foods are strictly forbidden. 249 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:06,380 And third, since sex and success make lousy bed partners, so do your classmates. 250 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,460 Therefore, no sex allowed. 251 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,380 No hanky-panky in the door. 252 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,300 Wow, it's the real Lyman Funk. 253 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,400 Welcome, welcome. 254 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,918 I'm Lyman Funk, founder of Busterburger Chairman 255 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:25,840 of the Board and Dean of Busterburger University. 256 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,560 And this is the secret sauce of my life, Mrs. Funk. 257 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,440 I'm having a get-together bout at my house tonight, and you're all invited. 258 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:39,540 I like to know who my Busterburger charges are going to be. 259 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:41,980 Take over, Sergeant. 260 00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:44,400 See you at the party. 261 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,640 Look at the chassis on that baby. 262 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:53,200 I'll say, fuel-injected Bustermobile with twin overhead cams. 263 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,960 Tits. 264 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,300 No kidding. 265 00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:08,430 These beds look like lunch for Moby Dick. 266 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,850 I knew it. 267 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:15,130 They only use 50% beef. 268 00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:18,210 You know, this is the strangest place I've ever been. 269 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,437 I thought it was weird drutin' walking around 270 00:19:20,449 --> 00:19:22,370 acting like General Patton with a spatula. 271 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,170 This is bizarre. 272 00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:27,630 The son of a bitch took everything. 273 00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:30,270 Yeah? What's missing? 274 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,570 What's missing? Only the essentials. 275 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,350 Fortunately, I always overpack the essentials. 276 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,380 You hungry? 277 00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:45,110 Yeah, give me a donut. 278 00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:45,710 Sure. 279 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,910 No, no, no. Make that a twinkie. 280 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,550 I love this school uniform. 281 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,730 This is going to keep me from getting laid. 282 00:19:57,810 --> 00:20:00,210 You know, at least at the honor farm, we could wear stripes. 283 00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:05,750 Care for something to drink? 284 00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,050 Never touch the hard stuff. 285 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:08,750 You're lonely? 286 00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:10,370 No. 287 00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:11,590 Cigarettes. 288 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,720 I don't smoke. 289 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:14,750 You probably need some rubbers, Jim. 290 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:21,230 You know, Fred, this is my last chance at a career and a pretty nice inheritance, 291 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:26,310 and all the psychiatrist said was I've got to exercise a little sexual self-control. 292 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:29,270 You know, you keep your rubbers. 293 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:33,010 As long as I'm here at Buster Burger, you women and sex are out. 294 00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:53,640 You know, dancing with you during chaperone duty makes my night, man. 295 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,220 There you go. 296 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,480 Another Saturday night of chaperone duty. 297 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,560 Well, did you happen to mention it to your 298 00:21:06,572 --> 00:21:09,200 father about that opening on the executive board? 299 00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:13,020 You know, sometimes I wonder if you date me because 300 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,940 you're like me, and because my dad is Lyman Funk. 301 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,000 Then there's absolutely nothing to do with the other. 302 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,856 I'm just going to get something to eat, and then I'm splitting. 303 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,120 Why? 304 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,280 I'm afraid if I don't, I might end up in a sack with someone. 305 00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:25,500 So what's wrong with that? 306 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,520 Oh, Lord, I have died and gone to heaven. 307 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:29,940 It's Mrs. Funk. 308 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:32,400 Hi. 309 00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:33,100 Hi. 310 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:33,900 Hello, boys. 311 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:36,080 Nice spread you have here, Mr. Funk. 312 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,000 Took a lot of burgers to build a Buster house like this young man. 313 00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:43,980 You play your cards right, and you could have everything that I have. 314 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:45,760 Everything? 315 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:47,140 Everything! 316 00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:52,320 So would the lovely Mrs. Funk like to trip the light fantastic? 317 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,740 No, but I would like to dance. 318 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:56,880 May I, Lyman? 319 00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:58,220 Of course, dear. 320 00:21:58,620 --> 00:21:59,620 I see the best. 321 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,100 Thanks. 322 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:01,560 Have a good time. 323 00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:21,130 The spread's got more balls than a trailer park Christmas tree. 324 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:23,230 I was hoping you did, too. 325 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,370 I can't cheat them as I mean. 326 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,050 In guacamole, I know there's the layers of them. 327 00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:30,130 Excuse me, nice to meet you. 328 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:34,150 I could teach you things you never knew could happen between two peoples. 329 00:22:34,850 --> 00:22:35,870 Oh, not tonight. 330 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:37,870 No sex-a-pustard burger cubes, remember? I'm sorry. 331 00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:40,910 ... 332 00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:42,850 How about a dance? Sure. 333 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:44,250 ... 334 00:22:47,010 --> 00:22:48,010 Who's she? 335 00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:49,610 Uh, I don't know. 336 00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:50,910 She came with us this morning. 337 00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:54,330 I'm here to get a degree, not to father some guacamole and freedom fighter. 338 00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:56,010 What? Nothing. 339 00:22:56,430 --> 00:22:58,490 My name's Russell Proko. 340 00:22:59,010 --> 00:22:59,750 What do you want? It's Funk. 341 00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:00,490 As in. 342 00:23:00,990 --> 00:23:01,510 .. 343 00:23:01,511 --> 00:23:02,950 As in his daughter. 344 00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:07,230 Oh! 345 00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:15,565 When the first Mrs. Monk died of food poisoning, I 346 00:23:15,577 --> 00:23:18,950 just happened to be here visiting me at the time and... 347 00:23:19,550 --> 00:23:23,950 Well, since I love junk food so much, I just had to ball in love with lime and... 348 00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:25,990 You're not hungry! 349 00:23:27,510 --> 00:23:29,070 You're not hungry! 350 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:31,250 You're not hungry! 351 00:23:31,251 --> 00:23:34,750 We're not hungry! We're not hungry! 352 00:23:36,170 --> 00:23:38,530 We're not hungry! We're not hungry! 353 00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:45,230 Shh! Shh! Shh! 354 00:24:01,490 --> 00:24:02,490 Ben? 355 00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:03,730 Yeah? 356 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,632 We trade in all 70,000 franchises for just one night 357 00:24:07,644 --> 00:24:11,210 of stickboard banging with a human cowdriver like you. 358 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:15,550 Thank you, Lord. 359 00:24:15,551 --> 00:24:17,550 Hey, hey! 360 00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:20,550 Whoa! 361 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:48,880 What's he got? 362 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,760 I can't swim! 363 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,240 Oh, help! 364 00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:10,110 Oh, you got a little drop! 365 00:25:10,111 --> 00:25:11,111 Give me! 366 00:25:11,730 --> 00:25:15,560 It's a whole party! 367 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,360 I'll take you, Mrs. 368 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:46,530 Buck! I'll take you, Mrs. 369 00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:51,430 Buck! You all right, Mia? I'm fine. 370 00:25:51,431 --> 00:25:52,990 I'm not hungry. 371 00:25:55,070 --> 00:26:00,300 ... 372 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:12,940 Buster Berger's hamburger philosophy may be summed up 373 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:15,980 with the three B's. 374 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:20,840 Beef plus buns equal bucks. 375 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,400 You eat it, you buy it! 376 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,740 You eat it, you buy it! 377 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,820 Did you know that merely by smelling, 378 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,200 tasting, and feeling the texture, 379 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,460 one can tell where a burger comes from? 380 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,560 They all come from different areas. 381 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,440 Hold it. Look at this. You see that? That's a giveaway. 382 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,820 Buddy's belly bombs and sushi bars. 383 00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:56,260 Franklin Square, Long Island. 384 00:26:56,261 --> 00:26:59,160 Bull is our business. 385 00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:02,820 Bull is our business. 386 00:27:03,910 --> 00:27:08,040 I'm Professor Mia Bunk, and in the next 12 weeks, I'll teach you 387 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:12,720 what makes 100% all bull burgers different from all the rest. 388 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,100 While later classes will involve hands-on 389 00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:20,240 meat house experience, we always start with 390 00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:22,020 this little puppy here to illustrate technique. 391 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:37,160 So, if we could all put on our Buster Protecto goggles, ready to go. 392 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,680 There you are 100% all bull. 393 00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:47,910 We do not use 100% of the bull. 394 00:27:47,911 --> 00:27:48,911 ... 395 00:27:57,990 --> 00:28:00,490 Lots of bull in every fight. 396 00:28:00,491 --> 00:28:02,070 ... 397 00:28:03,270 --> 00:28:06,570 A lot of bull in every fight. 398 00:28:28,850 --> 00:28:31,570 And, of course, we never use these. 399 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,150 B-9. Sister, I believe that's bingo. 400 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,690 Bingo! Wow, scrotum. 401 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:49,390 A real delicacy for the rich and famous. 402 00:28:55,670 --> 00:29:00,070 We reserve the right to refuse service 403 00:29:00,870 --> 00:29:03,430 to assholes like you. 404 00:29:04,790 --> 00:29:12,410 We reserve the right to refuse service to assholes like you. 405 00:29:13,050 --> 00:29:14,890 We're losing her. 406 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:17,070 Pulsby, it's up. Pulsby, it's up. 407 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:26,070 I think she's dead. 408 00:29:28,150 --> 00:29:29,690 Doctor, can't we do something? We've lost her. 409 00:29:35,090 --> 00:29:36,450 ... 410 00:29:38,330 --> 00:29:40,030 And yet, 411 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,130 in death, she still 412 00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:46,390 continues to produce. 413 00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:56,490 A little gurken. 414 00:29:58,190 --> 00:29:59,190 Ladies and gentlemen, 415 00:29:59,650 --> 00:30:04,490 put those cookies back, motherfucker. 416 00:30:05,690 --> 00:30:09,290 Put those cookies back, motherfucker. 417 00:30:10,230 --> 00:30:11,230 ... 418 00:30:13,150 --> 00:30:15,570 This baby is the Lyman 9000, 419 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:18,950 our lean, mean burger training machine. 420 00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:22,750 It separates the bull from the bullshit. 421 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,870 You find that funny, Pro-Cope? No, sir. 422 00:30:33,230 --> 00:30:35,270 Rennedy, Rennedy, Rennedy, Rennedy. 423 00:30:35,570 --> 00:30:37,330 Go, go, go, go. 424 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,940 Now, the panties come frozen from the 425 00:30:43,941 --> 00:30:47,340 feeder every ten seconds and proceed through here 426 00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:50,520 to the laser-powered burger blaster here. 427 00:30:52,290 --> 00:30:54,220 While the burger is being cooked, 428 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,100 the bunway delivers the bun tops to the 429 00:30:58,150 --> 00:31:00,740 condiment battery where, as you can see, mustard, 430 00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:05,740 ketchup, mayo, 431 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,320 and secret sauce are applied as ordered. 432 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,840 Never touching the food directly with your hands, 433 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,080 it is the responsibility of the trainee in the bullpen 434 00:31:19,081 --> 00:31:23,260 to see that the burger, with or without cheese, 435 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:27,420 lettuce, tomato, is placed 436 00:31:27,545 --> 00:31:31,220 on the bun bottom and topped with the bun top 437 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,960 placed in the Buster Bull Box for delivery. 438 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:38,320 Your tools. 439 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,760 Now, in the ten years that I have sent 440 00:31:44,785 --> 00:31:48,780 graduates out into the real world, they have never lost a burger. 441 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:54,200 Since there are no questions, we'll start with you, ketchup crotch. 442 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:58,100 Me? No, not you. You. 443 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,180 Me? Yeah, you. 444 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:06,120 Yeah, you. Go get him, Russ. 445 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:12,000 Rennedy, go. 446 00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:26,600 Okay, Proco. 447 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:28,580 Smoke. 448 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,120 Pretty good statue work, Proco. 449 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:47,150 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, with your hands, you idiot. 450 00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:58,110 A little bit faster now, come on! 451 00:32:59,050 --> 00:32:59,910 Keep the ketchup on! 452 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:00,911 Throw that one down! 453 00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:15,480 No cheese on that one! 454 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,640 Keep the sauce on the bun! 455 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:24,240 Go let us! 456 00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:29,280 Pull the medium! Throw the medium where? 457 00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:34,420 Come on, you're jamming them up! Stop. 458 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:52,420 ... 459 00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,590 That's your lunch, Proco! 460 00:34:01,810 --> 00:34:03,170 So eat it! Thank you, sir. 461 00:34:03,470 --> 00:34:04,470 Excuse me. 462 00:34:07,550 --> 00:34:09,670 Excuse me, Dr. Moll. 463 00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:11,590 Dr. Moll. Dr. Moll. 464 00:34:13,290 --> 00:34:16,470 I just wanted to tell you how excited I was 465 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,951 to tell you about taking your Buster Burger-Omistry Class 101. 466 00:34:19,410 --> 00:34:21,769 Thank you very much. So much about your work 467 00:34:21,781 --> 00:34:23,990 in the New England Journal of Fried Food. 468 00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:28,450 You have, little traitor! To meet you, sir. Good to meet you. 469 00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:31,670 Nastu Herb Zipster, sir. Ah, Mr. Dipster. 470 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:36,590 Zipster. Also Herb Simner. Zipster. Zipstarlen. Zipster. 471 00:34:37,030 --> 00:34:38,030 Zipster. Yes. 472 00:34:39,170 --> 00:34:42,030 Burger bar. 473 00:34:42,770 --> 00:34:46,710 Burger bar? I've only heard rumors, but is this the new secret meat-flavored candy bar 474 00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:49,150 your scientists have been developing? That's right. 475 00:34:50,245 --> 00:34:53,830 Still new on the drawing board in the experimental stage. 476 00:34:54,950 --> 00:34:58,390 You let me know what to say, Steiker. Be honest with me. 477 00:34:58,570 --> 00:34:59,570 Be candid. 478 00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:05,750 Creamy cuts of coating. Crunchy mustard nougat. 479 00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,390 And a pickle in every bite. 480 00:35:09,030 --> 00:35:13,230 The next time my mom goes to the store, I'm gonna tell her to file out the burger bar. 481 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,030 I'm looking for a 482 00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:20,090 bright new lad to work in the lab with me 483 00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:22,910 as a taste taster in the laboratory. 484 00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:26,910 How about you? Me? Yes. 485 00:35:27,285 --> 00:35:30,290 Tasting for you? Oh my, yes! You silly shit. 486 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,150 ... 487 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,250 Fred, quiz me on the ten ways 488 00:35:42,251 --> 00:35:44,850 to keep old people from hogging your tables at the franchise. 489 00:35:46,610 --> 00:35:47,610 Oh Fred! 490 00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:50,607 Russell, we're enjoying a tender moment here. 491 00:35:50,619 --> 00:35:52,550 Yeah, well look, doll, tell your boyfriend 492 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:55,670 to keep his heavy breathing down to a doll roar. I'm a real girl! 493 00:35:56,370 --> 00:35:58,866 That's the highlight of my night. Hi, guys. 494 00:35:58,878 --> 00:36:01,230 This hyperventilating while I inflate polyurethane to Wonder Doll. 495 00:36:01,231 --> 00:36:05,070 That's disgusting. Do me, do me. Besides, she's an airhead. 496 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:07,790 You're right. 497 00:36:08,370 --> 00:36:10,708 She's got a leak anyway. Hey, how about we sneak into town. 498 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:13,070 I find you some female companionship. 499 00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:15,468 Don't look at me like that. I don't want to do 500 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,930 this for you, my friend. Look, don't do me any favors. 501 00:36:16,931 --> 00:36:19,310 It's been weeks. You don't need a woman? 502 00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:23,931 Come on, if you don't use it, you're gonna lose it. It's gonna look like this. 503 00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:26,393 It's gonna be big and green and hard. It's gonna have bumps in it. 504 00:36:26,405 --> 00:36:28,206 You're gonna have a gherkin for a dick. 505 00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:30,486 How'd you like to have to go through life gherkin' 506 00:36:30,498 --> 00:36:32,630 off? If Juden catches us in town chasing women, 507 00:36:32,631 --> 00:36:35,031 he's gonna rip out our hearts and serve them to us on a bun. 508 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,770 Look, forget sex. How about we just sneak into town and get some 509 00:36:40,771 --> 00:36:42,690 Chinese food? No, we'll never make it past the 510 00:36:42,702 --> 00:36:44,550 guards at the gate. Oh, no. We have anything 511 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,700 all figured out. 512 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,180 How do we all know? 513 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,200 He's gonna make the usual check. Be just a second. 514 00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:06,820 Go on, boy. 515 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:13,500 Hey, no, no, no, no, this magneto, baby. Now, see, I got this 516 00:37:13,501 --> 00:37:16,340 shoulder do tonight, and all my hoes gonna be there. 517 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,363 You don't understand the caliber of celebrity I am, baby. 518 00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:23,328 No, wait. I'm telling you, I got a shoulder do tonight, and if you need some 519 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:25,220 tickets to the damn thing, I can get it for you. 520 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:27,258 Shut up and get on your knees. No, wait, do you know how 521 00:37:27,270 --> 00:37:29,300 many bitches gonna be there, baby? You can get laid like 522 00:37:29,301 --> 00:37:33,500 you've never been laid before. Okay, well, how can you open the gate? And four. 523 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:42,200 I can't believe we made it. 524 00:37:42,380 --> 00:37:45,636 Are you kidding? I told you to get us out of there. We're gonna have some great food. 525 00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:49,660 Wait, no, wait. What I'm saying is I can get you laid, brother. You understand? 526 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,960 When I'm singing, the bitches dig it. 527 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,220 Great. Thank you very much. 528 00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:01,340 Maybe if we get to Rocky and they see us next to a cup of fortune cookie. 529 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:05,460 Fred, I agree to food, not women. You are no fun. 530 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,240 Hey, there's Druin's girl. Mia. 531 00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:14,560 Yeah, there's Mia's mom. Mama Mia. 532 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,880 Oh, no, no, let's go join them. 533 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,410 Well, hi, Fred. Hi. 534 00:38:28,310 --> 00:38:31,930 Plain hooky, Mr. Proko. I had to get out and get some real food. 535 00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:36,610 Certainly. And we would love to eat it with a couple of 536 00:38:36,611 --> 00:38:39,690 real dolls like yourselves. Wouldn't we, Rusty? 537 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,230 Yes, Fred, we would. 538 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:45,550 Uh, uh, mother? 539 00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:52,070 Yeah, well, they say you haven't lived until you've tried some young boy here. 540 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:54,310 Take a load off, guys. 541 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,600 Go just keep this between the two of us, okay? 542 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:07,400 Can I take your order, please? Oh, fool. 543 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,080 Oh. 544 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:14,840 Uh, yeah, four Szechuan spare ribs, 545 00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:18,940 four gang-bang foods. And some of those. Four sesame chicken balls. 546 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,790 And some of those. Four wong-hung loaves. 547 00:39:23,850 --> 00:39:24,980 And four mouths and tongues. 548 00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:29,520 And that about do it? Yeah, it'll do it to start. 549 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,640 Thank you. 550 00:39:34,030 --> 00:39:37,680 Good evening, sir. It's brand new, kid. Yes, sir. 551 00:39:42,890 --> 00:39:45,230 Make sure you keep an eye on it. 552 00:39:48,465 --> 00:39:49,770 Is that an engagement ring? 553 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,810 More like a going-together ring. 554 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,990 A real sergeant gave it to me. 555 00:39:57,830 --> 00:40:01,910 He's very nice and cheap. 556 00:40:06,290 --> 00:40:11,550 Hey, guys, I'd say that in about five seconds 557 00:40:11,950 --> 00:40:14,750 you're going to be looking at grill sergeant Jordan. 558 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,448 I'm going to kill you, you crazy bastard. 559 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,241 You're going to get me kicked out of school. 560 00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:25,960 You ever want to go for Chinese food, me? Stop it. 561 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,900 Shut up. 562 00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:34,880 Good evening, Ben. I thought I saw your car outside, Mia. 563 00:40:34,881 --> 00:40:38,900 Well, uh, uh, 564 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,740 we were just leaving. 565 00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:45,260 Four sichuan's belly, 566 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,320 four gangbang food, four wong-hung loaves, and four mouths each time. 567 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,340 Enjoy. Awful lot of food for two people. 568 00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:55,340 I was hungrier than usual, Ben. 569 00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:57,900 You got enough food there to feed an army. 570 00:41:00,705 --> 00:41:04,420 You know, you've been promising to have Chinese with me for ages, Mia. 571 00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:08,540 What do you say we eat 572 00:41:09,290 --> 00:41:12,440 now, right here? I'll buy, no problem. 573 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,000 Your mother's got no panties. 574 00:41:27,805 --> 00:41:28,805 She's great. 575 00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:34,660 Oh, Mrs. Vong. 576 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,410 You okay, Mrs. 577 00:41:44,590 --> 00:41:46,970 Vong? She's got, uh, hot flashes. 578 00:41:47,570 --> 00:41:50,230 You do? Oh, I do. 579 00:41:50,231 --> 00:41:52,930 Kind of young for hot flashes, aren't you? 580 00:41:53,230 --> 00:41:57,670 Well, I, uh, I got it from my husband. 581 00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:01,630 I love eating out. 582 00:42:02,010 --> 00:42:05,450 You're a dead man. Then I'm gonna die like this. 583 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,010 You're soaking wet, Mrs. Vong. 584 00:42:12,610 --> 00:42:14,210 Spicy chicken balls. 585 00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:18,210 You haven't even eaten any yet. 586 00:42:18,730 --> 00:42:22,390 Ben! So, what do you think of, uh, this semester's, uh, 587 00:42:22,490 --> 00:42:26,130 crop of undergraduates? There are a couple dum-dums 588 00:42:26,131 --> 00:42:28,530 who will never see a diploma. I'll see to that. 589 00:42:29,690 --> 00:42:31,990 I'm gonna try something comfy. 590 00:42:35,170 --> 00:42:38,350 Ow! But that's shop talk. Let's have some ribs. 591 00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:42,310 Good? That's so good. 592 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:46,950 Yeah. 593 00:42:46,951 --> 00:42:47,951 ... 594 00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:57,590 What the hell is happening? Earthquake. 595 00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:01,210 Stop it. 596 00:43:03,570 --> 00:43:06,510 But this is the only table that's having one. 597 00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:09,970 Yeah. 598 00:43:09,971 --> 00:43:11,990 Spare me? 599 00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:14,910 May I? 600 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:29,950 Due to airheads, it violated three sacred rules of Busterburger University. 601 00:43:29,951 --> 00:43:34,130 One, leaving campus is strictly forbidden ever. 602 00:43:34,131 --> 00:43:37,710 Two, outside consumption of food is strictly 603 00:43:37,711 --> 00:43:43,030 forbidden, not to mention the little TTT you had with our founder's wife, Mrs. Vong. 604 00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:48,790 All right, turn them over. 605 00:43:52,990 --> 00:43:55,160 Why, you two fast food freaks! 606 00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:59,540 We serve for the both of you. 607 00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:02,880 Oh, come on, Drew, and you're putting us on. No, I'm putting you in, Proco. 608 00:44:03,340 --> 00:44:04,906 Now get in! No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 609 00:44:04,918 --> 00:44:06,400 No, no, can we talk about this? 610 00:44:06,401 --> 00:44:09,080 I said get in! I'm getting in. 611 00:44:13,490 --> 00:44:15,336 You didn't want me to go in there, did you, sir? 612 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,000 You weren't for Mrs. Bunk. You would be on your way home. 613 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:21,380 Okay. 614 00:44:22,545 --> 00:44:26,380 As you well know, it's Buster policy that 615 00:44:26,381 --> 00:44:30,460 if a student wishes to go home on his own, he's free to do so. 616 00:44:30,461 --> 00:44:31,461 ... 617 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:33,940 What? 618 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,280 Here at Buster's we try to find a few good men and women. 619 00:44:43,820 --> 00:44:46,820 Let's just say if you're up to the Buster brand of discipline. 620 00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:55,300 Oh, Mr. I'm sorry about the Chinese food. 621 00:44:55,301 --> 00:44:56,301 ... 622 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,380 Man, are we in a pickle! 623 00:45:04,190 --> 00:45:07,000 Oh, a deep fuck down this way. 624 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:10,200 Here he is, here he is. 625 00:45:18,770 --> 00:45:24,690 Now, I figure that these huge fly strips would be quite a tax write-off. 626 00:45:25,110 --> 00:45:28,070 Oh, hey, I've given him twenty cc's of bird cup. 627 00:45:28,820 --> 00:45:36,460 Well, that's the equivalent of three tons of my new synthetic fried chicken. 628 00:45:36,970 --> 00:45:39,550 Three tons? Yes. 629 00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:44,330 That would be almost as if he had a bucket of chicken every day 630 00:45:44,331 --> 00:45:51,810 for five hundred years. Is there any chance of brain damage? He moved! 631 00:45:52,870 --> 00:45:56,510 He's alive! He's alive! 632 00:45:58,910 --> 00:46:00,270 Are you hungry? 633 00:46:00,930 --> 00:46:05,270 I'd kill for some corn and grain. Corn in the rain? 634 00:46:06,030 --> 00:46:08,130 Why would he want to know? No, no, Bethesda. 635 00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:13,110 Corn and grain, corn. Oh, here, try this. 636 00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:17,170 Your new synthetic thumbstick? Yes, it's my experiment. 637 00:46:18,730 --> 00:46:20,430 Well, how's it taste? 638 00:46:21,190 --> 00:46:24,690 Has it cuing not like goodness the whole family will enjoy? Dr. 639 00:46:24,691 --> 00:46:28,970 Mould for bust and take on the curtain and break into the fried chicken market 640 00:46:29,445 --> 00:46:32,510 is a bold step. And we know it tastes good. 641 00:46:33,230 --> 00:46:36,130 And we know it doesn't cause too much brain damage. 642 00:46:38,350 --> 00:46:40,850 So, if we're talking chicken, 643 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,750 let's talk turkey. 644 00:46:47,490 --> 00:46:49,230 What will it cost us to manufacture? Chicken feet. 645 00:46:50,150 --> 00:46:54,050 Yes, do you see my formula? Is simply this. 646 00:46:54,051 --> 00:46:56,790 ... 647 00:46:56,930 --> 00:47:01,610 All I have to do is take a chicken gun. 648 00:47:02,690 --> 00:47:04,750 Chicken shit? Chicken shit? 649 00:47:06,370 --> 00:47:10,150 You idiot punk! What do you think I'm standing 650 00:47:10,151 --> 00:47:14,490 around this laboratory with this fortune? And you call me 651 00:47:14,650 --> 00:47:17,850 chicken shit? Now time! 652 00:47:20,150 --> 00:47:22,170 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 653 00:47:22,171 --> 00:47:25,630 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 654 00:47:26,870 --> 00:47:27,870 Hallelujah! 655 00:47:28,970 --> 00:47:30,750 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 656 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,140 Please be seated, my buster brethren. 657 00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:52,940 I shall talk to you this morning on the Book of Munchies. 658 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,340 Chapter 12, verse 16. 659 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,660 Bust the plus work equals health. 660 00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:03,460 Bust the plus work equals wealth. 661 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:08,520 Isn't it great? Isn't it good that we chose to follow 662 00:48:08,521 --> 00:48:12,480 the path of fast food, brotherhood? We praise 663 00:48:12,481 --> 00:48:16,540 the American way. Americans like to eat and pay. 664 00:48:16,541 --> 00:48:20,380 Isn't it great? 665 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:24,280 Isn't it wise? To burgers and fries 666 00:48:24,605 --> 00:48:28,660 we dedicate our lives. Onion rings, fish kebabs, 667 00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:32,780 every creation served on a farm. 668 00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:36,340 Mums, dads, tiny tots. 669 00:48:37,310 --> 00:48:38,880 It's more than a meal. 670 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,320 It's fun. 671 00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:52,980 My mouth has got a taste for something 672 00:48:52,981 --> 00:48:56,720 beat me something great. I can smell those burgers 673 00:48:56,721 --> 00:49:01,280 crying and I really cannot wait. French fries, onion rings, and milkshakes. 674 00:49:01,281 --> 00:49:04,320 Busters waiting, don't be late. 675 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,720 The bull goes marching on. 676 00:49:10,220 --> 00:49:12,720 Glory buster, Verluria. 677 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:21,840 Glory buster, Verluria. 678 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:28,940 Glory buster, Verluria. 679 00:49:28,941 --> 00:49:30,660 My mouth has got a taste for something 680 00:49:30,661 --> 00:49:35,020 beat me something great. I can smell those burgers 681 00:49:35,021 --> 00:49:39,620 crying and I really cannot wait. French fries, onion rings, and milkshakes. 682 00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:42,640 Busters waiting, don't be late. 683 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,660 The bull goes marching on. 684 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:58,760 Fred, where are you going? 685 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,760 I am off to press the flesh with the fabulous Mrs. Zwunk. 686 00:50:03,270 --> 00:50:05,720 You are out of your mind. We've got to study for finals. 687 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,580 No, you've got to study for finals because I'm counting on you to pull me through. 688 00:50:14,015 --> 00:50:15,015 Oh, and Russell? Study hard. 689 00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:16,910 ... 690 00:50:29,010 --> 00:50:30,680 Don't tell me you forgot your dick. 691 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,120 I want yours. 692 00:50:35,420 --> 00:50:39,360 And he never takes no for an answer. Now strip. 693 00:50:39,361 --> 00:50:42,860 What? Your claws, you take them off, you make love to me now. 694 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,560 Contruder, Contruder, there is no sex at Buster Burger, you. 695 00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:48,700 Oh, yes. Okay, pants. 696 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,820 Mmm, massage ride? 697 00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:57,540 I will tell you serving orgasms from now. 698 00:50:59,350 --> 00:51:01,820 Make that 11. It's just not my day. 699 00:51:02,420 --> 00:51:06,400 You will do as I say, or I will scream rape. 700 00:51:06,401 --> 00:51:10,400 Come on, Cheetah, can we talk about... 701 00:51:17,860 --> 00:51:21,720 Hey Fred! I'm just going to the library! 702 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:27,560 I thought you were Drudin. No, silly, he's the one in the red 703 00:51:27,561 --> 00:51:30,500 jumpsuit and the bray and the crew cut. I know that. 704 00:51:31,030 --> 00:51:35,220 I got a couple of special things to show you, so I want you to come with me, okay? 705 00:51:35,221 --> 00:51:37,280 Uh-huh. Only not now. 706 00:51:38,955 --> 00:51:43,480 No, you tell me what you'd like for the woman to do to you. 707 00:51:43,860 --> 00:51:46,640 Oh, the woman, nothing. 708 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,760 Nothing? Then what excites you? Oh, tall, dark, 709 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,920 sexy, sweaty, suntan girl fighters. 710 00:51:55,140 --> 00:51:59,180 Like your brother. 711 00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:03,120 No! Oh, yes, he's spent a whole day fighting in the hills, 712 00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:07,140 single-handedly killing half a dozen government troops with his great big machete. 713 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:11,240 The son said he comes home. 714 00:52:11,241 --> 00:52:14,540 I'm waiting for him by the campfire. 715 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,200 Get down! 716 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,380 Are you crazy? This is a helicopter! I know that. 717 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,020 Lyman bought it for me for Christmas. 718 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:31,340 What, were you caught? We never used this. Can you imagine Lyman using 719 00:52:31,341 --> 00:52:35,340 a helicopter? I can't imagine Lyman doing anything. I know that's why you're here. 720 00:52:36,335 --> 00:52:39,000 Oh. God, what a great ass. 721 00:52:40,510 --> 00:52:43,480 Oh, you fruit, dark guy! Pfft! What good 722 00:52:43,481 --> 00:52:46,960 are you? I come to this country to find a real man, and I will. 723 00:52:47,820 --> 00:52:51,340 Bitch. 724 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,360 Pfft. 725 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000 Pfft. 726 00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:02,840 Oh, Fred, your shirt. 727 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,680 Oh, my shirt, of course. Fred, it's been so long, Fred. 728 00:53:08,245 --> 00:53:09,680 Are you hungry? Oh, Fred. 729 00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:17,060 Oh, Fred. 730 00:53:17,061 --> 00:53:20,580 Oh, Fred. They're all Fred. 731 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,020 Oh, put your shoes back on, Mrs. Vogue. My Fred. I like heels. 732 00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:31,460 Oh, you little devil. Oh. 733 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,080 Oh, wow. Big devil heel. 734 00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:38,580 It's been so long, Fred. 735 00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:48,420 Oh, Mrs. Vogue. 736 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:49,840 Oh, Mrs. Vogue. 737 00:53:49,841 --> 00:53:53,520 Oh, Mrs. Vogue. 738 00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:59,540 Oh, Fred. 739 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:00,340 Oh, Fred. 740 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,880 How'd you put your little engine down like that? 741 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,527 It's not my engine, Mrs. Vogue. 742 00:54:04,539 --> 00:54:06,360 It's the cupboard. You move your leg. I'll turn it on. 743 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:08,860 Fred! Mrs. 744 00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:11,980 Vogue? Manito, get the hell out of here. Wait, Hollywood, please. One way. 745 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:17,420 I have to go to the Carolina West. I have a gig to do, man, and I have my single 746 00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:19,980 I'm doing this, MacNito Jones, Soul to the Bone. 747 00:54:21,700 --> 00:54:25,360 Get out of here. You can trust me, baby. I got this concert day tonight. 748 00:54:25,361 --> 00:54:27,395 Man, you got to take me with you, Fred. 749 00:54:27,407 --> 00:54:29,380 I'm going to switch this over and you're going to get your 750 00:54:29,381 --> 00:54:32,080 buster butt out of here. You can't switch, Fred. 751 00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:39,980 I'm trying to see what you're doing. You've got to go. I am doing something. 752 00:54:39,981 --> 00:54:43,400 I don't want to do it. Oh, that's the entry. Please don't let me in the tree. 753 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,920 Don't do anything about it. I don't want to in the tree. 754 00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:57,700 You are fantastic. You can be my business manager. 755 00:54:58,020 --> 00:55:02,000 25% is everything I have. If you don't get in the building, you can help. 756 00:55:02,001 --> 00:55:06,780 30, 45%. Nobody in the history of the world has got 45%! 757 00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:09,040 But let's not shoot these diamonds. Please. 758 00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:12,580 I'm trying. 759 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:15,840 What is this new regulation? 760 00:55:17,660 --> 00:55:20,500 Do these switches work? What's off-off? They're a generator. 761 00:55:20,980 --> 00:55:22,805 I don't think they work like anything you want. 762 00:55:22,817 --> 00:55:24,536 I don't know how I'm going to get it to you. 763 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,700 I'm going to get it to you somewhere and enjoy my bandage. 764 00:55:27,701 --> 00:55:28,980 It's all about money! 765 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,580 I'm going to throw a friend! Yes, I'm sure. 766 00:55:41,060 --> 00:55:43,220 Pull it up, Mrs. Bond. 767 00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:55,010 Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! 768 00:56:01,770 --> 00:56:02,770 Mayday! 769 00:56:23,930 --> 00:56:26,220 How'd you like your first oil change, baby? 770 00:56:33,370 --> 00:56:57,220 Come on, big boy! 771 00:56:59,740 --> 00:57:01,700 Hang on, stop your balls! We're down! 772 00:57:18,610 --> 00:57:21,130 I hope you didn't get it washed today. 773 00:57:21,370 --> 00:57:22,970 A spray wax with that, sir? Hey, Russell. 774 00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:32,770 Hi, sister. 775 00:57:33,410 --> 00:57:35,750 Hi, brother. 776 00:57:36,810 --> 00:57:37,810 ... 777 00:57:42,030 --> 00:57:43,030 Hi. 778 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:46,250 Hi. Do you like to stop? I'm not busy. 779 00:57:48,630 --> 00:57:51,290 I am. Busterology. 780 00:57:51,630 --> 00:57:53,963 You know, I've never really thought about the collective 781 00:57:53,975 --> 00:57:56,110 consciousness before and how it relates to burgers. 782 00:57:57,950 --> 00:58:01,210 Busterology is based on people actually hating fast food. 783 00:58:01,735 --> 00:58:04,270 But people would rather eat a Buster Burger they know than say 784 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:07,246 health food made by some yo-yo where they don't know what they're getting. 785 00:58:07,270 --> 00:58:11,430 That makes sense. I'd rather eat a Buster Burger than take a chance on a 786 00:58:11,630 --> 00:58:12,990 falafel stuffed with sprouts. 787 00:58:13,265 --> 00:58:17,050 Right. All Buster tastes Buster's sake. That way you know what you're getting into. 788 00:58:17,410 --> 00:58:19,590 We got this covered, ma'am. I like that. 789 00:58:20,390 --> 00:58:23,381 Orals are coming up soon. That's when my father makes 790 00:58:23,393 --> 00:58:26,170 the final judgments as to who goes on from there. 791 00:58:27,335 --> 00:58:30,370 But half of it is based on whether he likes you or not. 792 00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:34,530 I'm not a great Orals, ma'am. Never was. 793 00:58:34,531 --> 00:58:38,210 Well, I do have some free time in the evenings. 794 00:58:38,450 --> 00:58:40,393 If you like, I could tutor you through the hard stuff. 795 00:58:40,405 --> 00:58:42,610 After that, Drutin has you for franchise time. 796 00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:47,270 Believe me, you are going to need all the help you can get. 797 00:58:47,910 --> 00:58:50,530 When can we start? Whenever you want. 798 00:58:54,510 --> 00:58:59,150 Hold it, gentlemen. No food allowed in or out. 799 00:59:00,490 --> 00:59:01,610 We know. Right. 800 00:59:03,070 --> 00:59:06,570 Someone can find out the doctor here is crossing a hot dog with a meatball. 801 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,750 And steal the prototype. How did he know? 802 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:11,881 Security knows everything on this campus. 803 00:59:15,270 --> 00:59:17,570 Survey says? Yeah. 804 00:59:17,915 --> 00:59:21,010 Stick a gum and register on this baby. You're clean, Doc. 805 00:59:21,690 --> 00:59:27,150 Doc, why don't you call him Dog Balls? I certainly admire your thoroughness. 806 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:35,780 Hold it, Joe! 807 00:59:43,570 --> 00:59:45,790 He's giving up a high, intensity, full level. 808 00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:47,050 Let's go, Zip, sir. 809 00:59:51,230 --> 00:59:53,770 Have a nice time, Zip, sir. 810 00:59:58,780 --> 00:59:59,780 Fellas! 811 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:03,480 Fellas! 812 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,480 All fellas! Thanks, girls. 813 01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:38,980 I needed that. 814 01:00:43,070 --> 01:00:45,270 Shank or hindquarters? 815 01:00:46,450 --> 01:00:50,030 Wasn't you really the girl in all those Buster Burger commercials as a kid? 816 01:00:51,010 --> 01:00:53,270 Russell, finals of tomorrow. 817 01:00:55,540 --> 01:00:56,540 Shank or hindquarters? Shank. 818 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,430 Correct. 819 01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:24,870 Mr. Zip, sir. As Buster Burger manager, 820 01:01:25,650 --> 01:01:28,590 what do you do if a customer becomes sick while in your store? 821 01:01:29,190 --> 01:01:32,450 Firstly, I would take the offending customer by the scrub of the neck and I would 822 01:01:32,451 --> 01:01:34,560 stick their nose in the vomit. Secondly, I would 823 01:01:34,572 --> 01:01:36,870 take the most accessible part of his or her clothing 824 01:01:37,070 --> 01:01:40,610 and I would wipe up the puke. Certainly, I would escort them to the front door 825 01:01:40,611 --> 01:01:43,930 and I would tell them to have a nice day. Excellent. 826 01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:47,990 Best. Alright, Dimino. 827 01:01:47,991 --> 01:01:52,470 A frequent troublemaker enters your franchise, says he has contracted 828 01:01:52,471 --> 01:01:56,530 some signs of radiation poisoning from a supposed 829 01:01:56,531 --> 01:01:59,810 leak in your laser powered burger blaster. 830 01:02:00,630 --> 01:02:03,630 What do you say? Well, there's good news and bad news, sir. 831 01:02:04,330 --> 01:02:07,190 The bad news is that you're going to glow in the dark. 832 01:02:08,230 --> 01:02:10,390 The good news is that you won't attract moths. 833 01:02:11,130 --> 01:02:15,550 If a beautiful blonde come into the store and ask you for a dozen burgers, 834 01:02:15,990 --> 01:02:19,990 what would you give to her? I'd give her the dozen burgers and ask if she'd like Mr. 835 01:02:19,991 --> 01:02:24,070 Pickle with that order. Where's Mr. Pickle? It's right between Mr. Legs. 836 01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:28,510 I am the greatest entertainer, 837 01:02:28,710 --> 01:02:31,870 but you deprive me of my chance. You won't let me sing 838 01:02:31,871 --> 01:02:35,490 and you won't let me dance. But on these auras, 839 01:02:35,970 --> 01:02:39,850 whether I fail or I pass, when I get these off, I'm gonna whoop your ass. 840 01:02:39,851 --> 01:02:40,851 ... 841 01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:48,310 Now, here is the last 842 01:02:48,510 --> 01:02:51,650 question in your oral examination. 843 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,510 A pregnant woman 844 01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:59,810 walks into your Buster franchise. 845 01:03:00,035 --> 01:03:04,010 She has a dollar and asks for change so she can use 846 01:03:04,011 --> 01:03:07,930 the Buster phone. She wants to call the hospital because she's 847 01:03:07,931 --> 01:03:11,470 about to give birth momentarily. Now, although 848 01:03:11,845 --> 01:03:15,470 she hasn't eaten a crumb of Buster food, 849 01:03:16,115 --> 01:03:19,450 do you change the dollar for the Buster phone? 850 01:03:21,825 --> 01:03:25,470 Dr. Mole, to cut down on loitering and to 851 01:03:25,471 --> 01:03:29,870 increase business flow, Buster franchises don't have payphones. 852 01:03:30,530 --> 01:03:32,490 Absolutely correct. 853 01:03:34,130 --> 01:03:37,110 This concludes your oral examination, Prokop. 854 01:03:38,030 --> 01:03:40,430 And you've passed. 855 01:03:41,870 --> 01:03:44,430 Yep. Still one more test. 856 01:03:47,130 --> 01:03:49,570 For the next eight hours, you will 857 01:03:49,770 --> 01:03:52,490 operate this life-like Buster Burger franchise, 858 01:03:53,450 --> 01:03:56,450 during which you'll serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 859 01:03:56,870 --> 01:04:01,310 Sometime during your shift, myself and Dean Bunk 860 01:04:01,410 --> 01:04:09,010 will make a surprise inspection. We will be checking you on profits and cleanliness. 861 01:04:09,580 --> 01:04:13,270 Remember, you're a team now. I am making you 862 01:04:14,425 --> 01:04:17,370 manager, Prokop. Here's your Buster key. 863 01:04:18,650 --> 01:04:21,570 And may God have mercy on your soul. 864 01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:13,600 Put those cookies back, motherfucker! 865 01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:25,140 Hi, can I Buster help you? Yeah, are you the Chief Buster? 866 01:05:25,590 --> 01:05:28,400 Yes, I'm the manager. Oh, congratulations. Sign me. 867 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:33,160 Sign what? Look, pal, all I do is deliver them, and now later I come back 868 01:05:33,210 --> 01:05:35,052 I pick them up, okay? It was your community 869 01:05:35,064 --> 01:05:37,220 relations department set up the whole thing again. 870 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,880 What are they? It's an eating club. 871 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,160 And I hope you got plenty of dessert. 872 01:06:25,650 --> 01:06:26,650 Hey! 873 01:06:30,650 --> 01:06:32,990 Can I Buster help you? 874 01:06:33,610 --> 01:06:36,910 Fifty Buster Burgers, twenty-five Bull Chips, and 875 01:06:36,911 --> 01:06:41,370 ten Buster Shakes. Sixty Double Busters, no pickles, 876 01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:44,750 forty Bull Chips, twenty-two Diet Colas. 877 01:06:46,650 --> 01:06:47,650 Diet? 878 01:07:07,510 --> 01:07:10,910 Seven Mother Bubbles, two Picador Specials, 879 01:07:12,210 --> 01:07:15,790 and a large old soda. The regular kind, I'm no sissy. 880 01:07:16,270 --> 01:07:17,790 Bring out a barrel of Buster soda. 881 01:07:31,770 --> 01:07:33,570 Fuck you very much. 882 01:07:48,750 --> 01:07:51,130 Alright, who ordered sixty Double Buster Burgers? 883 01:07:51,630 --> 01:07:52,990 That fat motherfucker right there. 884 01:07:53,690 --> 01:07:55,490 That fat motherfucker right there. 885 01:07:56,830 --> 01:07:59,070 Them two twin Giggling motherfuckers right there. 886 01:08:01,390 --> 01:08:04,190 And that skinny Walnuthead motherfucker with the seventy-two. 887 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,110 Ha ha, that's great. 888 01:08:15,860 --> 01:08:16,860 What's it gonna be? 889 01:08:17,340 --> 01:08:20,220 Buster Burger on a stick with cheese. Cowcatchers on a Buster Shake. 890 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:24,460 Hey, scape pig, we don't serve ample turf toilet plungers here. 891 01:08:26,010 --> 01:08:27,240 What the hell did you say? 892 01:08:27,820 --> 01:08:31,920 Skate hash mark, we don't serve, we waste smoking donut chokers here. 893 01:08:32,565 --> 01:08:34,120 I wanna see the goddamn manager, now! 894 01:08:34,690 --> 01:08:37,800 You're talking to the manager, Peter Cheese, so merge. 895 01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,360 I don't have to take this kind of crap from a goddamn green pickle. 896 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:45,140 Hey, rotate Kunta Kinta, your chick's ready at the welfare office. 897 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:46,080 I'd like a pickle. 898 01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,881 You ain't seen the last of me yet. 899 01:08:50,820 --> 01:08:51,820 Big deal. 900 01:08:55,200 --> 01:09:06,140 Five, four, three, two, one. 901 01:09:06,340 --> 01:09:09,860 Russell. Russell, we are almost out of supplies. 902 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,081 How in the hell are we gonna get rid of these monsters? An idea. 903 01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:15,220 ... 904 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:17,240 What the hell is that? 905 01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:19,060 Industrial laxative. 906 01:09:20,060 --> 01:09:21,920 It's better than the Buster for sake, kid. 907 01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:23,400 I'm not sure you're a genius. 908 01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:26,940 Magneto, make a dozen or so shakes. Press the pot, and then turn them around. 909 01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:43,320 Last one, baby. 910 01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:02,340 Brides, everybody. Free Buster steaks on the house. 911 01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:06,920 Here, why don't you have a couple more? Break up. 912 01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:08,700 It's terrific. 913 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:12,740 Thanks for coming to Buster for her. 914 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,040 One more, a chocolate one. 915 01:10:14,340 --> 01:10:15,340 Break up, kids. 916 01:10:15,460 --> 01:10:16,460 Enjoy. 917 01:10:40,690 --> 01:10:41,960 Deep in me. 918 01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:45,700 Aroma. 919 01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,120 Button shakers. 920 01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:55,600 We need to get to the bathroom. 921 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,340 I love a parade. 922 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,360 No, no, no, no! 923 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:11,800 A piece of work! A piece of backup! 924 01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:13,720 Wait, wait! 925 01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:18,960 A smile, everybody! 926 01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:31,750 Aah, ahh, ahh! 927 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:47,440 Hey, Cheers! 928 01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:52,060 Keith, look at this place. It's a mess. 929 01:11:52,660 --> 01:11:54,060 Yeah, well let's clean it up quick. 930 01:12:51,990 --> 01:12:55,070 If you're looking for a pay phone, forget it. 931 01:12:55,650 --> 01:12:56,650 I want a woman. 932 01:12:56,870 --> 01:12:59,010 At last! A real man! 933 01:12:59,730 --> 01:13:00,330 Okay! 934 01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:01,170 A machine! 935 01:13:01,570 --> 01:13:02,570 A crocodile! One burger. 936 01:13:06,790 --> 01:13:08,330 Well done. 937 01:13:08,890 --> 01:13:09,270 To go. 938 01:13:09,630 --> 01:13:11,410 Magneto, kill me a burger, send it walking. 939 01:13:11,730 --> 01:13:12,730 No more burgers, man. 940 01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:13,910 Where's the bowl? 941 01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:14,990 Where's the bowl? 942 01:13:15,190 --> 01:13:16,190 Where's the bowl? 943 01:13:16,310 --> 01:13:17,310 Where's the bowl? 944 01:13:17,470 --> 01:13:18,470 Where's the bowl? 945 01:13:18,590 --> 01:13:19,410 Where's the bowl? 946 01:13:19,411 --> 01:13:19,470 Where's the bowl? Look, pal. 947 01:13:19,530 --> 01:13:20,030 ... 948 01:13:20,370 --> 01:13:23,270 We reserved the right to refuse service to assholes like... 949 01:13:23,930 --> 01:13:25,531 You... Get it! 950 01:13:32,930 --> 01:13:51,800 These are like the suck of my face. 951 01:13:59,190 --> 01:14:00,690 She's crazy about me. 952 01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:06,040 Riot! 953 01:14:06,260 --> 01:14:06,440 Riot! 954 01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:09,600 In case of riots, stash the cash and save your ass! 955 01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:32,070 Quiet! 956 01:14:53,670 --> 01:14:56,990 Now, who's the manager? Oh, God! Am I glad to see you, God! 957 01:14:56,991 --> 01:15:00,030 You mean us Afro-Turf toilet bunches? 958 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:02,490 The place is yours, boys. 959 01:15:26,990 --> 01:15:29,430 Hold it! I can hold it! 960 01:15:32,030 --> 01:15:36,010 The place is a wreck, so let's speak. 961 01:15:57,630 --> 01:15:59,810 Whoo-hoo! 962 01:16:12,710 --> 01:16:16,690 That bastard juten's behind this. 963 01:16:16,691 --> 01:16:18,690 Ha ha! 964 01:16:34,570 --> 01:16:37,070 Oh, boys want to play a little chicken, eh? 965 01:16:46,850 --> 01:16:50,750 Aww, Aww di da da di da da da da da Aww, God. 966 01:17:11,110 --> 01:17:12,390 .. 967 01:17:31,930 --> 01:17:37,270 This is it! The party's over. No more Mrs. Vunk. 968 01:17:47,770 --> 01:17:51,030 Well, I guess I might as well go and join the eating club now. 969 01:17:51,850 --> 01:17:55,470 God works in strange and mysterious ways. 970 01:17:56,750 --> 01:17:59,610 All I ever wanted was to be a Buster Burger manager. 971 01:18:00,845 --> 01:18:04,250 Ever since I was that high, it was my dream. 972 01:18:04,950 --> 01:18:06,630 And now my dream is gone. 973 01:18:08,290 --> 01:18:10,030 It all turns into shit. 974 01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:16,910 Wait a minute. 975 01:18:17,450 --> 01:18:20,250 Now wait one Buster minute. Buster, you're not giving up, are you? 976 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:24,010 Look pal, open your Buster eyes. This place looks like Beirut. 977 01:18:24,650 --> 01:18:25,990 Well, not to me it doesn't. 978 01:18:27,380 --> 01:18:33,210 When I look around this Buster franchise, our franchise, you know what I see? 979 01:18:34,270 --> 01:18:37,670 I see a Buster future that didn't even know it had a Buster past. 980 01:18:38,930 --> 01:18:41,430 You might see a hole in the wall, but not me. 981 01:18:42,490 --> 01:18:45,790 I see a brand spanking new Buster sidewalk cafe. 982 01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:49,310 You might see dead chickens everywhere. 983 01:18:50,090 --> 01:18:55,310 But I see a whole new line of Buster chicken sandwiches at 2.98 each. 984 01:18:56,850 --> 01:19:00,570 You might have seen two guys stumble out of your entire need of medical attention. 985 01:19:01,130 --> 01:19:02,130 And I say you're right. 986 01:19:02,690 --> 01:19:07,170 But I also say when those two guys come back, they're gonna be Buster hunt. 987 01:19:08,250 --> 01:19:12,430 So let's get our Buster butts back in gear, clean 988 01:19:12,431 --> 01:19:15,610 this place up, and get back to Buster business! 989 01:19:16,350 --> 01:19:17,350 It's her! 990 01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:21,170 Where's the music coming from? 991 01:19:29,510 --> 01:19:32,550 Oh jeez, it's rhyme and funk. 992 01:19:39,170 --> 01:19:40,930 We've arrived, Ena and Mrs. Fong. 993 01:19:41,230 --> 01:20:02,940 Come on, Russell! 994 01:20:03,180 --> 01:20:04,180 Quiet! 995 01:20:06,180 --> 01:20:07,180 What? 996 01:20:15,870 --> 01:20:19,260 Sir, on life's grocery shelf, we can't accept these dented cans. 997 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,360 I'll give them all apps and put them on a first jet out of here. 998 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,720 It's tasty, my God! 999 01:20:27,721 --> 01:20:29,980 What did you say? 1000 01:20:31,745 --> 01:20:35,120 I said it's tasty, my God. 1001 01:20:36,230 --> 01:20:37,740 Tasty, my God. 1002 01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:42,500 They destroyed a million dollar franchise in about five hours. 1003 01:20:43,420 --> 01:20:44,460 Wait, thank you, sir. 1004 01:20:44,740 --> 01:20:45,740 Not you. 1005 01:20:46,350 --> 01:20:47,350 Hey, why, it's perfect. 1006 01:20:47,740 --> 01:20:50,140 We've got chicken coming off the assembly line in one month. 1007 01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:51,860 And she's come up with the perfect slogan. 1008 01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:53,680 It's tasty, my God. 1009 01:20:53,681 --> 01:20:57,580 We'll paste her picture on every billboard across the whole country. 1010 01:20:59,180 --> 01:21:00,180 It will be our symbol. 1011 01:21:01,380 --> 01:21:04,340 It will be the frying nun! 1012 01:21:05,940 --> 01:21:06,940 We'll make millions! 1013 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:09,980 Duggins, give them all a... 1014 01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:11,520 Oh, no! 1015 01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:13,660 Who's the manager here? I am. 1016 01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:15,380 ... 1017 01:21:15,515 --> 01:21:17,036 Good management techniques, young man. 1018 01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:18,580 You'll go far at Buster Burger. 1019 01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:19,940 It can't be! It just. 1020 01:21:19,985 --> 01:21:21,980 ..it just can't be! 1021 01:21:22,555 --> 01:21:24,740 And a feather in your head, Bill Sargent. 1022 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,400 You'll forge an outstanding suit. 1023 01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:31,360 Well, maybe this will convince you that I've earned a place on the executive board. 1024 01:21:32,290 --> 01:21:33,290 God, shoot me. 1025 01:21:33,660 --> 01:21:34,820 You have earned it. 1026 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:36,600 Welcome aboard. 1027 01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:38,660 To the port. 1028 01:21:40,850 --> 01:21:42,940 Oh, Christ, we made him a vice president. 1029 01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:47,680 Listen, Dean Monk. 1030 01:21:49,545 --> 01:21:52,420 I think it's an appropriate time to break even bigger news. 1031 01:21:53,940 --> 01:21:56,200 Today, in light of my promotion, 1032 01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,320 it is my sincerest, heartfelt pleasure 1033 01:21:59,670 --> 01:22:02,300 to announce to everybody that me and I 1034 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:06,120 are now officially engaged to be married. 1035 01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:09,320 Put back your lations. 1036 01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:10,520 Put her there, Dad. 1037 01:22:13,550 --> 01:22:14,580 Hug him. 1038 01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:16,700 Trust me. 1039 01:22:17,420 --> 01:22:18,420 There. 1040 01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:23,800 You really care. 1041 01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:28,100 Ooh, you really care. 1042 01:22:34,140 --> 01:22:36,660 This'll go you off, sir. 1043 01:22:50,900 --> 01:22:53,840 Well, Sargent, we cannot help leaders at 1044 01:22:53,841 --> 01:22:55,560 Busterburger University who can't control themselves. 1045 01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:56,760 Disgusting. 1046 01:22:57,060 --> 01:22:58,080 Don't you think so, sir? 1047 01:22:58,620 --> 01:23:00,720 I hereby demote you to P.P.P. 1048 01:23:01,390 --> 01:23:02,720 P.P.P. 1049 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:04,760 , sir? Burn the paper bigger. 1050 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:08,680 Come here, dear. Let's go. 1051 01:23:09,630 --> 01:23:10,670 See you all at graduation. 1052 01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:12,516 Why don't you guys all come with us? 1053 01:23:12,540 --> 01:23:13,900 There's room in the limo. Come on. 1054 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,940 She is nice in the Buster limo. 1055 01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:19,940 You can start by cleaning this mess up, picker. 1056 01:23:29,540 --> 01:23:38,000 And so it is my great pleasure to hand out these diplomas 1057 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:40,720 to the members of the Group of Why, 1058 01:23:41,610 --> 01:23:48,460 who under duress and in me fire remove Busterburger chicken from the drawing board 1059 01:23:48,710 --> 01:23:50,560 into the marketing place. 1060 01:23:54,180 --> 01:23:58,180 It's tasty by God. 1061 01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,800 It's tasty by God. 1062 01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:06,100 And it is in this period of Busterology that 1063 01:24:06,101 --> 01:24:08,060 I hand out this diploma to Russell Prokop. 1064 01:24:17,390 --> 01:24:18,670 Conchita Margarita, 1065 01:24:19,290 --> 01:24:20,670 Consuelo Morillo, Junior Lopez, Mezzanine. 1066 01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:22,190 Ted Domingo. 1067 01:24:30,230 --> 01:24:32,010 ... 1068 01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:49,240 Maxio Herb Zuppner. 1069 01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:04,340 Sister Sarah Kessler. 1070 01:25:12,790 --> 01:25:14,490 Jerome Presto Popnick. 1071 01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:25,880 And now it is my extreme pleasure 1072 01:25:26,230 --> 01:25:29,600 to present the Buster Lifetime Achievement Award 1073 01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:33,560 to Magneto Jones. 1074 01:25:50,130 --> 01:25:51,790 It's all yours. 1075 01:25:54,110 --> 01:25:55,970 Okay, I'd like to take this time 1076 01:25:56,270 --> 01:25:59,610 to bring up on stage to appreciate with me 1077 01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:01,830 my beautiful singing sisters, the extremes. 1078 01:26:02,690 --> 01:26:03,690 ... 1079 01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:24,660 I think I'm ready now. 1080 01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:33,720 It makes you whole. 1081 01:26:33,721 --> 01:26:37,460 You're chomping for a taste of a Buster, Junior. 1082 01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:40,780 A famous Busterburger that's full of glue. 1083 01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:44,500 Thin, rich shakes, crispy, rich fries. 1084 01:26:44,980 --> 01:26:46,960 A double big Buster like wool. 1085 01:26:47,380 --> 01:26:49,660 It's satisfied, yeah! 1086 01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:51,320 I'd be full of pretty. 1087 01:26:52,100 --> 01:26:53,320 I'd score a clean two. 1088 01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:56,060 Nothing but wool is waiting, 1089 01:26:56,460 --> 01:26:57,800 waiting for you. 1090 01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:01,360 America, you're getting better. 1091 01:27:01,361 --> 01:27:02,361 America, you're hungry. 1092 01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:05,700 A hungry mother, hungry if you gotta make your fool. 1093 01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:09,360 You're chomping for a taste of a Busterburger. 1094 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:30,480 Of almost every corner of almost every town on every lonely highway 1095 01:27:30,481 --> 01:27:36,091 You'll never travel down, you're gonna find a 1096 01:27:36,103 --> 01:27:41,600 burger shop, americana mom and pop, how long 1097 01:27:41,601 --> 01:27:47,671 there ain't no telling, living out there, out 1098 01:27:47,683 --> 01:27:58,040 there selling hamburgers for america, yeah hamburgers for america 1099 01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:05,220 it's in their blood, it's their tradition it's almost 1100 01:28:05,221 --> 01:28:10,360 like they're on a mission selling hamburgers for america 1101 01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:26,646 You can stand real still and listen. You can hear them in the kitchen. 1102 01:28:26,658 --> 01:28:33,000 You can smell the french fries frying and you can hear the patties sizzling. 1103 01:28:33,001 --> 01:28:40,825 Slice tomatoes, cheese and bacon, soda pop and shakes are shaking. And while you're 1104 01:28:40,837 --> 01:28:49,240 listening and looking, it makes you proud to know they're cookin' hamburgers for America. 1105 01:28:57,640 --> 01:28:59,920 Say, cookin' burgers.